ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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chickenshitx:

Clem and Lee have the power to look down and stare into the souls of people.

high-blogging:

fucking ellen

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

ashprincessmidna:

Me all the time

ashprincessmidna:

Me all the time

ask-koki-kariya:

randomfandom121896-2:

ask-koki-kariya:

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

ask-koki-kariya:

randomfandom121896-2:

ask-koki-kariya:

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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godtier-queer:

hailthecloudthatglows:

officialfrenchtoast:

lup-ins:

This makes me feel uncomfortable on so many levels…

i cant believe i actually read all of that

*tumblr you’re not cool if you spell it wrong

What the fuck

godtier-queer:

hailthecloudthatglows:

officialfrenchtoast:

lup-ins:

This makes me feel uncomfortable on so many levels…

i cant believe i actually read all of that

*tumblr

you’re not cool if you spell it wrong

What the fuck

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG